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Authentic Reach Under-the-Influencers Cardboard Creatives Zero Churn Biological Activation Knockout Rates Street Theater Trampaigns
Authentic Reach Under-the-Influencers Cardboard Creatives Zero Churn Biological Activation Knockout Rates Street Theater Trampaigns
STREET CRED
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Under-the-Influencers
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Major Cities
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Trampaigns Launched
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Million Bumpressions
Services

Street-Level Packages

Cardboard Signs

Cardboard Signs

Handcrafted, artisanal messaging with authentic street presence. Each sign is uniquely weathered for maximum authenticity.

Most Popular
Defecation Stations

Defecation Stations

Strategic competitor displacement through biological brand activation. Your rivals will never recover from this organic approach.

Brand Tattoos

Brand Tattoos

Lifetime brand ambassadorship with zero churn rate. Permanent bumpressions that literally cannot be ignored.

Schizo Meltdowns

Schizo Meltdowns

Unscripted, high-energy street theater that stops traffic. Authentic emotional engagement that goes viral.

KNOCKOUT RATES • BRAND ACTIVATION •

Bum Fights

Head-to-head brand activation with measurable knockout rates. The ultimate in competitive marketing where only one brand walks away.

Bum Fights
Our Method

We connect brands with the streets

Traditional influencers are oversaturated. Our Under-the-Influencers deliver authentic bumpressions where consumers can't avoid them.

Identify
01

Identify

We scout high-traffic locations and recruit Under-the-Influencers with authentic presence and compelling personal narratives.

Activate
02

Activate

Deploy customized brand messaging through our network. Cardboard signs, brand tattoos, strategic placement - we do it all.

Measure
03

Measure

Track bumpressions, engagements, and conversions with our proprietary Street Analytics platform. Real street cred data.

Case Studies

Featured Trampaigns

Downtown Domination
Fast Food Chain

Downtown Domination

Deployed 50 Under-the-Influencers with branded cardboard signs outside competitor locations.

2.3M
Bumpressions
847
Engagements
$0.002
CPM
Station Takeover
Rideshare Startup

Station Takeover

Strategic positioning at transit hubs with QR-code cardboard technology.

4.1M
Bumpressions
1.2K
App Downloads
312%
ROI
The Meltdown Tour
Energy Drink

The Meltdown Tour

High-energy street theater featuring brand-sponsored public outbursts.

15
Viral Videos
8.7M
Views
3
Arrests
Face Value
Crypto Exchange

Face Value

Permanent brand placement through our Face Tattoo program. Lifetime ambassadors.

47
Tattoos
0%
Churn Rate
$500
Per Face
Downtown Domination
Fast Food Chain

Downtown Domination

Deployed 50 Under-the-Influencers with branded cardboard signs outside competitor locations.

2.3M
Bumpressions
847
Engagements
$0.002
CPM
Station Takeover
Rideshare Startup

Station Takeover

Strategic positioning at transit hubs with QR-code cardboard technology.

4.1M
Bumpressions
1.2K
App Downloads
312%
ROI
The Meltdown Tour
Energy Drink

The Meltdown Tour

High-energy street theater featuring brand-sponsored public outbursts.

15
Viral Videos
8.7M
Views
3
Arrests
Face Value
Crypto Exchange

Face Value

Permanent brand placement through our Face Tattoo program. Lifetime ambassadors.

47
Tattoos
0%
Churn Rate
$500
Per Face
Testimonials

What Brands Say

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Trampaigns delivered ROI we couldn't achieve with traditional media. Our Under-the-Influencers are more authentic than any Instagram influencer.

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CMO, Fortune 500 Company

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The Face Tattoo program was controversial, but you can't argue with a 0% churn rate. Those ambassadors are ours for life.

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Founder, Crypto Exchange

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The Defecation Station package really did displace our competition. Literally. They had to relocate their flagship store.

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VP Marketing, Retail Chain

The Team

Hire Our Army of Under-the-Influencers

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Sign Specialist

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Face Ambassador

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Street Theater

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Territorial Ops

Ready to Hit the Streets?

Launch your first Trampaign today. Our Under-the-Influencers are standing by.

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Your Under Influencer Army
These street soldiers are ready to die for your brand. Literally, if necessary.
No Under-the-Influencers hired yet. Go recruit some talent from the team section above.
Choose Your Weapon
Your Brand Message
What should they scream at passersby? Keep it short - most of our talent can only remember 5-7 words.
Premium Placement Upgrades
Maximize your bumpressions with strategic positioning. These locations are technically "off-limits" but that's never stopped us.
Highway Median Placement
Position your influencer in active traffic lanes. 847% higher bumpression rate. Helmet not included.
+$49.99
ER/ICU Waiting Room
Target emotionally vulnerable consumers in hospital emergency rooms. They'll associate your brand with their worst moments.
+$79.99
Funeral Procession Follower
Your Under Influencer will respectfully follow funeral processions with your brand message. Grief converts.
+$99.99
School Zone Proximity
Legally 500 feet away, but kids can still see. Build brand loyalty early. Parents will remember you forever.
FREE*
Competitor Doorstep
We'll place your hobo directly outside your competitor's main entrance. Defecation Station upgrade recommended.
+$29.99
Your Information
For billing and liability waiver purposes.
Investment Summary
Under-the-Influencers (0) $0.00
Service Rate --
Duration Multiplier 8 hrs
Premium Placements $0.00
Total $0.00
* "Free" school zone placement requires $500 legal defense fund deposit. All prices subject to hobo availability. Injuries, arrests, and public disturbances billed separately at $250/incident. No refunds for hobos who wander off, get hospitalized, or achieve sentience.
By clicking "Launch Trampaign" you agree to our Terms of Service, Liability Waiver, and acknowledge that what happens on the streets stays on the streets. Trampaigns Inc. is not responsible for anything.